Amusing spam

I don't usually read the spam I get, but because the spam that comes through my email program is versatile, I usually have to manually junk most of it, and so sometimes I catch a word or two in one or two spams. This one amused me, not necessarily for what it said, but because of what I immediately thought of as a response:

"Hello my friend!

I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog..."

The response that came to mind:

"Hiya,

Cool, though you might want to do that in reverse order. It's awfully hard to eat a dog when you're dead. Unless you plan on turning yourself into a zombie first. I have some good spells for that, if you'd like."

The spam was for a drug website. I'm tempted to send this response to the website contact address. What do you think? After all, they spam me.