A message to my fellow Floridians...

[omahas]

I was born and raised in Florida, and I remember it fondly. Until now. Here's a message to my fellow Floridians who have apparently been sitting in the hot sun way too long:

MARK FOLEY RESIGNED, YOU IDIOTS, BECAUSE HE ADMITTED TO COMMITTING MORALLY INCORRECT ACTIONS WITH 16 YEAR OLD BOYS AND HAVING ALCOHOLIC PROBLEMS...HOW CAN YOU BE REELECTING HIM????

Comments

[kenshardik]

His name stays on the ballot, but technically they're voting for some other guy.

But yeah, if Hitler was on the ballot but it was someone else in his party who would be elected, I wouldn't vote for him.

[omahas.livejournal.com]

His name stays on the ballot, but technically they're voting for some other guy.

Ah, I did not know that.

[mouser.livejournal.com]

C'mon! This is the state that gave Bushco the country in 2000! It's not like my fellow Floridians can COUNT anyway!

(No, I didn't vote for him.)

[drewkitty.livejournal.com]

Well, because he delivers the pork as well as the sausage?

(ducks)

[omahas.livejournal.com]

ewww!

EWWWWWWWW!!

EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[lisakit.livejournal.com]

Actually it kinda scares me to think what the alternative must have been if they're re-electing this guy.

[jenkitty.livejournal.com]

Maybe the other guy is a kitten-eating space alien. (http://altavistagoogle.blogspot.com/2006/10/gerard-kennedy-is-kitten-eating-alien.html)

[omahas.livejournal.com]

I've got one better for you...Mike Hatch eats kittens too (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fTWiJu7aN4)

Seriously, this could have been a great subversive ad for the Hatch campaign...really.