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In wondering whether I should become a Canadian (and escape becoming a Republican 'comfort woman') I found I had to take a test. I'm not sure if I got all of the answers correct though:

(1) What are Smarties?

Very yummy candies ;)

(2) Why is it okay to boast, "Look at me, I have 'Roots' stuck to my forehead?"

Okay, I give, why would I want to boast about having a copy of a popular television series about slaves stuck to my forehead?? (I'm beginning to rethink this Canada move thing).

(3) Name two things Natasha Henstridge and Pamela Anderson have in common.

They have tits! (that was easy :D)

(4) Colin Mochrie is funnier than Wayne Brady because ...

Umm, they've got drinks named after them...

(5) Is Joe Louis a flaky cake or a boxing champ?

Ah, trick question. Both!

(6) If you're in Newfoundland, and ask the quickest way to get to "Dildo," where would they tell you to go?

Uhh, this is like when you go to England and they trick you into calling it a "fanny pack" right? Yeah, you thought I was stupid, huh.

(7) Explain our Senate. To the rest of us.

Hell, I can't explain my Senate to me.

(8) Excluding question No. 3, what's a double-double?

Oh, that's when you get a lot of drunk Canadians who lose track of what they just said.

(9) We invented instant potatoes. Why again?

Because you have a lot of long, cold winters and most of your water is frozen so you don't have a lot of liquid water so you need to use, um, uh....I don't think I will *ever* eat instant potatoes again!

(10) What's the correct, complete version of the Canadian national anthem (a trick question, since there's no such thing).

Then why the hell ask me?!

Edit: Forgot to acknowledge where I got this test link from. Thanks