Enforcing the burger law

[omahas]

Um...it's just...I...when I heard...

Words fail me.

Go....listen...laugh your ass off...be grateful you don't know this person.

Courtesy of nbarnes

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2005_03/005990.php

Comments

[vamp-ire.livejournal.com]

Okay, that is the first thing to make me laugh all day. Thank you!

Vamp

[xthread.livejournal.com]

Yow. Just yow.

The most disgusting thing

[(Anonymous)]

The really horrible thing is that the 911 operator will probably get fired for using justifiable sarcasm and prolonging the call instead of just shutting the twit down.